Giant Bugs That Go Bump In the Night
One of the freakiest things for me about floating around on a boat in a river in a jungle was the thought that something large and slimy could fall out of a tree onto my head at any moment. But that’s not where it happened. The giant bugs waited until we were asleep in our hotel room in Mt. Kinabalu. … Read More ▶
My $15 Malaysian Maxi Pad
After a truly magical trip up the Kinabatonkin River, Justin and I climbed aboard a bus and headed off to Mt. Kinabalu National Park. In our 5 short days in Borneo we planned to hit the jungle, the mountains and the sea. An excellent plan if I do say so myself. For some reason, the air conditioning continued on in… Read More ▶
My First Barf Bag
I’ve always considered barf bags on planes to be one of those things that you never actually use, but rather that you play with or maybe steal to keep your leftover sandwich in. Especially since they’re so small. The entire contents of my stomach? In that? Really? I found myself clinging to the tiny useless thing anyway as I flew… Read More ▶
You Know I Wancha
I do hereby declare, dear reader, that I am going to finish blogging about my trip to SE Asia before I leave to go camping in Utah on the 22nd because it just occurred to me that I’ve been back now for, oh, 3 months and what the hell? It’s all so long ago I’ve not only forgotten most of… Read More ▶
That Stick Looks Like a Rattlesnake Because It Is One
Because the fun never stops over here, moments after returning from Coachella my dear friend Pete arrived in town from New Mexico to escape the Mulberry tree in his front yard that’s apparently trying to kill him. Turns out his allergies are so fierce that all his major orifices close up when The Evil Tree blooms, preventing him from drawing… Read More ▶





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