Surprise! Japan!

So…is it just me, or does Japan somehow slip under the radar of even the most travely of travelers?

I always hear people talk about places like Paris and Italy and Thailand and Bali and Istanbul and Morocco, but I never hear anyone say, “It’s always been my dream to visit Japan one day.”

Know what I mean?  It wasn’t high on my list either, but thanks to a pal who invited me to join her on a work trip to Kyoto, I came, I saw, I sat on their heated toilet seats and I will never be the same.

Here’s what I used to think about Japan I’m not proud to admit:

Totally scary impossible to read alphabet with nothing in English and nobody who speaks it around to help

Super expensive

Boring food once you were done ODing on sushi

Ho-hummish in the beauty department

Crowded

Alienating

Impossible to navigate

Oh I was so wrong wrong wrong!  And I have pictures to prove it.  Here’s some stuff from the Kyoto part of my trip:

Loaded with secret alleyways where you feel you could easily run into Batman

Surrounded by mountains

 

You can ride the bus in your robe

Candy!

Squid on a stick!

Kyoto is also home of the Geisha, and it’s kind of a sport walking through the Gion area trying to spot one, especially since they tend to run from the cameras like the rockstars they are
One night we were out for dinner, and I realized it was a year ago that week that I put my dear old 22 year old cat, The Big Guy, to sleep, at once breaking my heart and freeing me up to travel the world indefinitely.
So we’re sitting there eating and I look up to see a PICTURE OF MY FRIKKEN CAT STARING DOWN AT ME!
The owner swears it was it his cat, but I knew better.  Same exact markings, same zits on his chin, same “you sure you’re gonna eat all that?” expression…
And I can not conclude my post about my newfound Japanamazement without talking about their toilets.
Again.
I know, gross, but you guys, it doesn’t stop at the heated seat part!  It’s like going to a butt car wash – spray, shower, dry, wax on, wax off – there’s probably even a button for an air freshener somewhere on there.
We are missing out people.
Missing.
Out.
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2 Comments

  1. andriana
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 6:38 am | Permalink

    the toilets are supremely off the hook! i long, LONG i tell you for the day when i install one in my very own home. if you are still in kyoto you should go to this place where they dress you up like a geisha and take your picture – it’s so camp! (it’s in the guidebooks)…thrilled your loving your travels – watching you brings back such great memories – thanks for sharing your adventures – be safe and continue to enjoy my dear!

    oh and also – if she happens to be performing you should really check out japan’s very own hologrammy britney spears – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI

    and if you are headed to tokyo you must, must, must stop by the hotel okura (http://www.hotelokura.co.jp/tokyo/en/) for a drink – it is like stepping back in time in the coolest way possible…

  2. Deb
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    Best. Blog. Ever.

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