Last year while hiking in a slot canyon, Elaine slipped and broke her femur. Her FEMUR ladies and gentlemen, the strongest and biggest bone in the human body, a bone of King Kongian proportions, snapped like a twig, shooting her straight to the moon screaming in pain. I’d already headed back to LA that morning and couldn’t offer my services… Read More ▶
I’ve always been hesitant to do a travel blog or anything that would alert the entire world (yes, the entire world does read this blog thank you very much) to the whereabouts of my favorite places. Because most of my favorite places are my favorite places because they’re not crawling with people. This next place, in particular, is especially important… Read More ▶
There are few things I love more than long road trips with the top down, stereo blasting, wind in my hair, burger in my lap, ketchup all over my shirt. Especially when I’m driving across the moon. The only problem is that after nine hours in a convertible, you emerge looking like you’ve been sucked through a vacuum cleaner, face… Read More ▶
Is it possible for a really strong wind to blow over an RV? Because I think that’s what happened. There were flashing lights and fire trucks and ambulances, and from my spot in the traffic jam through the wind and the dust and the dark, it looked like a giant whale with bikes strapped to its ass was lying on… Read More ▶
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