How does that saying go again? The one about the best way to make God laugh is to make plans? Well it must be a constant pantwetter up there because I have never realized just how obsessively planny we all are until now. Here’s how the conversation goes when I tell someone I’m in town: Them: How long you here… Read More ▶
When I am Queen, I will declare it mandatory that once a day, every day, every single person must go outside and do a naked cartwheel or it’s off with their head. Can you imagine how much better this world would be if that was the law? Picture your grouchy neighbor, putting down his cigar and grumbling out to his… Read More ▶
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