Here’s what happened yesterday: I was on TV, New Orleans Eyewitness Morning News. Then there was a tornado. Then all the lights went out, the streets flooded and I drove to Sam’s Club anyway as trees crashed down around me because I was throwing a party that night and I needed a cheese platter goddamnit. We were partying hawd y’all… Read More ▶
Oh New York, such an incredible place. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to pry myself off mom’s couch in the burbs to drag my ass into the city that I forgot how charming it can be. Here we are in bed, Mom and me, in our robes, surrounded by dogs and magazines: Mom recently informed me that… Read More ▶
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