Today I’d like to take a little stroll down When-I-Lived-on-a-Farm-and-Wrote-My-Book Lane, and explain how my worst goatly nightmare coming true relates to my biggest book dream coming true (which it is right now thank you very much holy crap it is so awesome I can’t stand it) and the tiny but mighty nugget therein that can totally change your life… Read More ▶
Here’s what happened yesterday: I was on TV, New Orleans Eyewitness Morning News. Then there was a tornado. Then all the lights went out, the streets flooded and I drove to Sam’s Club anyway as trees crashed down around me because I was throwing a party that night and I needed a cheese platter goddamnit. We were partying hawd y’all… Read More ▶
What do 1. This tree 2.) The fact that my new book is shipping AS WE SPEAK 3.) And your purpose on this here planet all have in common? Well, I will tell you. And I will start with the trees. The trees! Oh the glorious trees!! The giant Oak Trees that rule the city of New Orleans are some… Read More ▶
I’m holed up in an undisclosed California location working on my next book, You Are a Badass, Now Start Acting Like One, due to my publisher on August 1st, 2012. Tensions run high at The Writing Bunker as the due date rapidly approaches, setting off a small-scale riot and attempted break-in yesterday by two locals. Thing 1 and Thing… Read More ▶
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