Today I’d like to take a little stroll down When-I-Lived-on-a-Farm-and-Wrote-My-Book Lane, and explain how my worst goatly nightmare coming true relates to my biggest book dream coming true (which it is right now thank you very much holy crap it is so awesome I can’t stand it) and the tiny but mighty nugget therein that can totally change your life… Read More ▶
Today I’d like to share with you one of tiniest, yet mightiest, tricks for getting stuff done whilst surrounded by a flurry of enticing, and not-so-enticing-yet-more-enticing-than-doing-what-you-really-should-be-doing, distractions. It is amazing, is it not, how quickly the day can fly by without finishing (or starting) the majority of things you really wanted to knock off your list? My current lifestyle has… Read More ▶
Here’s what happened yesterday: I was on TV, New Orleans Eyewitness Morning News. Then there was a tornado. Then all the lights went out, the streets flooded and I drove to Sam’s Club anyway as trees crashed down around me because I was throwing a party that night and I needed a cheese platter goddamnit. We were partying hawd y’all… Read More ▶
What do 1. This tree 2.) The fact that my new book is shipping AS WE SPEAK 3.) And your purpose on this here planet all have in common? Well, I will tell you. And I will start with the trees. The trees! Oh the glorious trees!! The giant Oak Trees that rule the city of New Orleans are some… Read More ▶
In case there was ever any doubt, we now have indisputable proof that I am, indeed, a genius: I’ve decided to live in New Orleans for March and April. Why does this make me a genius you ask? Because in New Orleans you get: Parades, on a weekly basis, because there’s no better way to remind yourself how lucky you… Read More ▶
The official birth announcement doesn’t come out until May, but you, oh dearest darling one, can pre-order my new book this very moment! Be the first on your block to buy it, to behold its yellowy goodness, to embark on a life of even badder badassery starting right now – yeehaw!
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